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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Smallville Pilot.

I'm going to re-watch the Pilot Episode of Smallville right now...and blog my thoughts.

In the Pilot Episode of Smallville...the sweater that Clark wears is from Eddie Bauer...I had the same sweater...AT THE SAME TIME THIS EPISODE WAS MADE!!  Also in the first Spider Man movie with the Toby guy from Cider House Rules...I also had the same Blue and Red Striped Shirt that he wears...it was from Urban Outfitters.  Hey 2001-ish Super Hero stuff...STOP TAKING YOUR WARDROBE FROM MY DRESSER.  IDIOTS.

It's a good thing that Clark didn't have super breath when he gave Lex mouth to mouth because he would have blown his lungs to shit.

After Lex runs over Clark with his car...Jonathan Kent asks "Who's the maniac who tried to kill my son" or something to that effect.  Lex Luthor answers "That would be me".   There's the first major clue the Lex will turn out to be a maniac.

Clark is spying on Lana through a telescope and gets PISSED when her boyfriend Whitney, who's a total douche btw shows up and they make alternating sad and happy faces at each other before making out...Clark develops the ability to turn Emo in this scene.  I could probably edit all the scenes together where Clark is spying on Lana and set it to Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me".

well, my stupid cat is hacking up some hairballs...time to call it a night and clean up after this fucker.  Oh, the pilot ends with Clark spying on Lana again and daydreaming that they share a dance together..and despite my description of the scene..it's the one that got me hooked on this show.